spaghetti

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided to him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or his marriage, the man said he would pay her a

large sum of money if she would go to Italy and secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support

until the child turned eighteen. She agreed, but asked how he would know

when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail

him a postcard and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange

for the child support payments to begin.



One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
She said, "You received a very strange postcard today."

The wife watched as her husband read the card, turned white

and fainted.



On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.

Situation Sunday #14






Situation #1: A friend or family member has moved back home. Close to you now. They have purchased a puppy that is a pure breed, from a local. You have found out that the puppy is stolen. The true owners have offered a reward...the puppy belongs to their dying child. You know the puppy is in good hands,,and that the new owners children are now attached....what do you say or do?

I would give the puppy back my kids would understand and I would get a neather one that day..




Situation #2: You have been dating this person for a while. You love them and they have asked you to marry . As you are working out the final arrangements...your intend to be tells you....That they have had a sex change operation and that they are so glad that they decided to do it---How do you react,,-what do you choose to do next?

no wedding.




Situation #3: You have been offered by Time Life {magazine}, to take a year off from your job and get the full amount of your pay. Plus your job is held for you till you come back. All you have to do is write about your your thoughts, and what ever you feel. You are given 2 choices of where you can do this--on a deserted island { all food and necessities are provided,,,but you are alone} or Anartica, if you choose the artic you will get a bonus of $10,000. Which do you choose? { For the detailed...you have shelter, no electric- no human contact till the year is up. What do you choose? Why? And what will you write about?

I would choose the island in the antartica . would bring lots of paper and pens and matches and a fishing net and pole. My pillow and sleeping bag and cloths and that is it . I would have no thought about it growing up poor so i would make the best of it ..

Situation Sunday

Situation 1:




You are on a small plane, there is you and you get to choose one special person, and 3 strangers. Also 2 pilots are on the plane. It is at night, during a very bad storm. Unfortunately the plane hits a lot of turbulence, and the controls are not working....no radar screen is showing up for the pilots. Try as they might, they have no control of the plane and it is about to crash. The pilots both did not make it. You have and your complain, also 2 of the other passengers. You all are bruised up pretty badly but no broken bones. It is night so you just stay put. In the am you realize you are on a mountain, way in the woods. No cell phones are working......What is your next plan of action?

I would find the black box that will tell people where you are and there might be a phone in the box 10 to 1 there is. I would get the emergancy flairs out 5 of them to be exact and if i see a plan go by i would use it..

Situation #2
You are at work, you have 2 other co-workers there doing the same job as you do. One of the other co-workers have used the company computer to look up a union question, that the boss already has told you the answer to which is totally different from what is on the screen. They leave it on the screen and move away from the computer. The boss finally See's it and asks the person who did it, if they were on the computer and left that there. They total deny it, making it look like you or the other Innocent one did it....what do you do? and could you trust that person?

I would tell the truth and let that be..and i would call my union rep to help me out.
Iwould not trust no one and only look out for me having a faimly and kids to feed my job would be the way i would feed my kids..

Situation #3
It is now graduation time. Your eldest child of 16 is graduating high school, and they ask you if they can have a party with about 50 close friends. You agree as long as there is no alcohol drugs on the property. You and your spouse go out to dinner as the party is a hour into it and only 10 people are there. You come home to a couple hundred kids, and already two kegs of beer have been kicked.....what do you do?

#1 i would call the police.
#2 I would have the people of the house take all the blame
#3 My kid would be up shits creek
#4 If you have good kids this would not have happend.
#5 Graduation is a time to be with your kids and not to pown them off on some one else.

andrew and amy at prom

Appetizer: Fill in the blank: The best thing about where I live is


____________. The best thing about where I am going to move to this week is that is i will be close to my sister h



Soup: Create a new name for deodorant. Like "Flower Fresh" or "Shower scent"

My new deodorant is love life

Salad: What was the last piece of software you installed onto your computer?
How to make a will



Main Course: If you were to receive a superlative today beginning with " Most likely to..." what would the rest of the phrase say.
Most likely to give the best care to the geriatric. With skill and knowledge, she goes beyond the call of duty, and bring happiness to those on their last journey in this world. ok stole yours could not think;;

Dessert; What two colors do you like to wear together?
You would think Green and yellow
Happy Fridays Feast All!! And to all a good night

gas any one

in one end and out the eather but not this way..Gas is so much now i just payed 309 and i think it sucks. so what can i do not a dam thing so i will live with it . I just cant go to bingo as much, that was a thought not. Well One kid is home now from school took him to the dentist and to the eye dr today. He really wanted to go fishing but could not till the little ones come home so they are home not and he is in here saying can we go can we go can we go.Ok have to go fishing now love life..

new day..

well school is out tomarrow for one of my kids oh no.
He is going to want to go fishing everyday.
He loves to fish he is going to be 17 years old soon and
just loves to fish everyday.
He is atistic and this is something that keeps him very exited
and will do anything to go fishing.
Well my son that is in MN is still having fun.
He is going to come home on Sat if he doesnt find a job today
so i hope he doesnt . Is that selfish of me or is that just a mom
that wants all her kids under one roof.
I have been so tierd tring to pack and get all the stuff ready to move
it is no fun at all i have so much stuff and i want it all.
Well that is all for now talk to you all later god bless
live life and love your self....