spaghetti

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided to him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
ruin his reputation or his marriage, the man said he would pay her a

large sum of money if she would go to Italy and secretly have the child.

If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support

until the child turned eighteen. She agreed, but asked how he would know

when the baby was born. To keep it discreet, he told her to simply mail

him a postcard and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange

for the child support payments to begin.



One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
She said, "You received a very strange postcard today."

The wife watched as her husband read the card, turned white

and fainted.



On the card was written:

Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.