joke

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an>>examiner to audit the books of a synagogue. While he>>was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and>>said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you>>do with the candle drippings?">>>>"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and>>send them back to the candle makers, and every now and>>then they send us a free box of candles.">>>>"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that>>his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he>>went, in his obnoxious way "What about all these>>biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?">>>>"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the>>examiner was trying to trap him with an unanswerable>>question. "We collect them and send them back to the>>manufacturers, and every now and then they send a>>free box of holy biscuits.">>>>"I see," replied the examiner, thinking hard about how>>he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.>>>>"Well, Rabbi, " he went on, "what do you do with all>>the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you>>perform?">>>>"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi.>>"What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them>>to the Tax Office, and about once a>>year they send us a complete dick."